© 1994 Dave Voorhis
from the pit of Dave.
By Dave Voorhis
|WARNING:||Some of the following tales and vignettes are UNSPEAKABLY VILE.
If you are under 21 years of age, or if you have a weak constitution or
don't REALLY ENJOY graphic scenes of VULGARITY, BRUTALITY, EXPLICIT
PORNOGRAPHY and GENERALLY DISEASED ILLITERATURE, then GO
AWAY NOW because you shouldn't be here. DON'T EVEN BEGIN to
be curious, because I MEAN IT. This stuff is sick.
So don't say I didn't warn you...
For the following MIDI files, a Creative Labs SoundBlaster AWE32, AWE64, or equivalent, is strongly recommended. Other sound cards may sound ridiculous, as I am fond of using instruments outside of their normal range as an effect. Some sound cards deal better with this than others.