The Illustrious Page of Non-Knowledge

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The first in a continuing series of pointless pages, this page contains a compendium of anti-facts -- useless bits of misinformation which are guaranteed NOT TO SERVE ANY USEFUL PURPOSE WHATSOEVER!


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This is YET ANOTHER bloody worthless page brought to you by The Society for the Advancement of Non-Knowledge, courtesy of Armchair Airlines Computer Services Inc. Copyright © 1995. All Rights Reserved. Yadda, yadda, yadda; blah, blah, blah.