It's the Drink-Bottle-Being-Held-by-Some-Woman Web Page!!!

Ok, I lied, it's ACTUALLY...

Xoe!!!

You can't see it? You think I care?

(The one in the back is someone she identifies as "Frau Blucher". No, I don't know either -- I just write what I'm told...)

And what it is with the photographers around here? I mean, why cut her head off? The FIRST thing they teach you in camera school is HOW TO AIM THE DAMN THING. Or maybe her head ISN'T cut off at all, and it's really, REALLY got an odd angle on top.

Or maybe it hides the horns? Mysteries abound.

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