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International Association of Folks Who Refuse to Give Their Kids Ordinary Names Like "Zeke" and "Hilda"

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Oh, and if your name is "Zeke" or "Hilda", I'm laughing at you RIGHT NOW. Hear that? That's ME, laughing at YOU.

But I digress. Anyway, when she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!"

Her father (who resisted the urge to say, "Yeah, let's bury it...") must have agreed just a little TOO MUCH, because the person in this picture...

This is unspeakably amazing.  Too bad you're missing it.

...is ACTUALLY named "Treasure". I'm not kidding about this.

Make jokes if you like. She's heard 'em all.

Hey! There's more. Look:

It is our belief that the lower right hand picture, above, represents an unlawful attempt to sell used lipstick.

Hey! Treasure has a bellytroll. Behold:

In keeping with the "weird names" theme of this page, it should be noted that he's called "Jaden."

Yeah, they're awful cute when they're still larvae, but they grow up to borrow the keys to the car. Unacceptable, that.

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