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Member Name:    ayhnum
Location:       Vallhala
Birthdate:      0-0
Marital Status: single
Hobbies:        throw ball lightning at Zeus
Computers:      Cray
Occupation:     The Restrainer
Personal Quote: Want to know the mystery of the universe
 

So many people have asked me  what a Restrainer does for a living.

I just tell them, Look  when they are about to fry in the electric chair
who the hell do you think straps them down  on their woodies
and crowns them with many thorns.  Then  I  hold their little asses
to the damn thing so the shit don't fly everywhere.  I love to watch their
rectile
penis's  explode  when I push the danm buttons

And   I get Paid to Do It.       (Maniacle  laughter)

Trust me when I say  Barnum did not have the Greatest show on earth
cause when have you ever seen a 3 ring carcus.  I kill them dead  every time
electrifying experience,  damn  I quite frying,  now I use shake and bake
to keep those suculent juices in.  Its bad to the bone
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
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