So many people have asked me what a Restrainer does for a living.
I just tell them, Look when they are about to fry in the electric
chair
who the hell do you think straps them down on their woodies
and crowns them with many thorns. Then I hold their
little asses
to the damn thing so the shit don't fly everywhere. I love to
watch their
rectile
penis's explode when I push the danm buttons
And I get Paid to Do It. (Maniacle laughter)
Trust me when I say Barnum did not have the Greatest show on earth
cause when have you ever seen a 3 ring carcus. I kill them dead
every time
electrifying experience, damn I quite frying, now
I use shake and bake
to keep those suculent juices in. Its bad to the bone