More discoveries from the Bible

After a day in the garden, adam started sucking his dick
God said you better stop that or I'll take it away,  "No fuckin god is going
to tell me what I can and cannot do" --Ok you asked for it
and as Adam was running away, God just managed to grab a rib and pull
it out-  Damn (said God)  Now I'm really Going to Fix that little  Bastard
God Laughs histerically-and still laughing  histerically

Adam is told eve has eaten the forbidden fruit--   Great now that fuckin
bitch is going to get what she deserves , God damn its  hard  getting out of
this serpent
costume  and damn where the fuck are my legs
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
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