Bill Gates stinks $150m into CrabApple
Bill fakes Apple to make damn sure Steve has plenty of Jobs,
while the Japanese are about to leap-frog all competition and make
Silicon Valley nothin' but Sandy Valley with a lot of "for sale" signs around.
This should bring about a big Jap takeover of all technology -- perhaps
they already own it in Indian hands anyway.
To help I have given you
a survival guide:
- Coneicheiwa -- Traditional Japanese greetings
- Areigato -- Traditional Japanese greetings
- Sienarra -- Traditional Japanese greetings
Generally speaking, this is the complete vocabulary of the average Jap.
However, it is completely useless (and unintelligible) without the
traditional Japanese bowing, kneeling and scraping. Learning to bow, kneel and scrape
will soon become the Traditional American Way of Life. The sooner everyone
learns this, the sooner we will all be able to slack off and pay homage
to our great conquerors.
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