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Act Fast! Right Now! Wow is your dick going to wag when you buy my brand new and improved Bazummaraboom. It peals, slices, dices, and dissects. It performs open heart surgery and moans like cats in heat. Use it in your car and get 100,000 miles per gallon. Throw away your money because it also prints good American currency in 5, 20, and 100 dollar bills like it just came from the Treasury. But wait! Put it on a plate and say "Holy Christmas" and a complete turkey dinner appears from nowhere like magic. Plant it on a piece of vacant land and say "Jiminy Cricket Bam Wammo" and a 4 story mansion appears complete with swimming pool, sauna, and furnishings that would make the 5 families green with envy. In a spot, put it in a big pile of cow shit and it magically becomes 20 gold bars worth a cool million. Act now and get this cool pen and pencil set yours free for being our preferred customer all for only $19.95. You will be going cow shit just waiting to get yours, so step on it, get exactly what you deserve from now on, you are going to get what's coming to you at last. And if you are not entirely satisfied just return it and we will give you a brand new Rolls Royce, and as a token of our appreciation we will send you for a free paid vacation to the destination of your choice for 30 days with 500,000 dollars petty cash to pay for tax and tips etc.

Mail today to:

CASH
P.O. box 1954387
Sippoop, Mississippi 24630

 

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