I know, lets all work ourselves to death

Ladies and gentlemen I was born a complete idiot.
I was perfect by nature an angel -- truly good -- a good person. So I got beat and kicked the shit out of constantly; it was if I died and went straight to hell... Had the snot kicked out of me all my life since 2 years old. Nobody cared that I was good, they just made damn sure I was damn bloody. I was abused by teachers and scout leaders and I believed all their lies. Violin lessons for 15 years, not to mention piano, and 10 years of Hebrew school which screwed me up for life. I was a parent's dream.

But what I didn't know was my Goodness would destroy me by 40 years of age. I gave away my money to the poor. Worked 80 hours a week at a non-union southern steel mill getting $3.60 an hour working for Nazi's that killed my complete family during WWII. When I looked to insurance for support after a terrible accident, I got $2000. When anyone made a business deal with me, they always ripped me off. Now I am disabled and penniless.

You think your life sucks. Fuck you.

 

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